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  <title>I Rule You</title>
  <subtitle>I Rule You</subtitle>
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    <name>I Rule You</name>
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  <updated>2004-12-09T07:20:50Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja__pirate:1021</id>
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    <title>ninja__pirate @ 2004-12-09T00:53:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-09T06:55:09Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-09T07:20:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the&lt;br /&gt; kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on&lt;br /&gt;where she is in her menstrual cycle.&lt;br /&gt;For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and&lt;br /&gt;masculine features.&lt;br /&gt;However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be&lt;br /&gt;attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed&lt;br /&gt;up his ass while he is on fire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Further studies are expected."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this was forwarded to me, and cracked me up</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja__pirate:762</id>
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    <title>ninja__pirate @ 2004-11-03T01:55:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-03T07:57:50Z</published>
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    <content type="html">you've got a week.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ninja__pirate:354</id>
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    <title>HELLO, INTERNETS!</title>
    <published>2004-10-12T09:11:48Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-12T09:11:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Lux made me do it.</content>
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