"A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the
kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be
attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed
up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected."
this was forwarded to me, and cracked me up